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when no matter what the person dose you will always be there for them. that if you lose them it will feel like such a big part of your life is gone. when a boy says "your my everything baby" they usally mean it.
boy: babe....
girl: yea??
boy: your my everything...
girl: really??
boy: yes i will do any thing to keep you and if i lost you my life wouldnt ever be the same.
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A particularly raunchy and violent passing of gas, typically brought on during the digestion period following a particularly high-fibrous or ethnic cuisine or meal. The act itself triggers a rippling effect in the affected person’s underpants. In rare cases, tearing can even occur, requiring a change of trousers.
Mike: ”I’m in the mood to go throw back a burrito at Qdoba before I head in to work for a better West Virginia.”
Charlie: “Dude, I pity the producers and talent, you’ll be busting your pants all night long, better pack an extra pair of trousers!”
Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.
Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"
When you hank your schrader, Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad appears and eats EDP445.
From a Hank Schrader Cameo | "MrBeast from Fortnite will slide his horse meat ding dong into your sussy bussy,you know what I'm saying? Now, I know you’ve been Hankin your Schrader to cupcakes, till your left leg goes numb."
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To cease and desist someone from spitting out tobacco juice
Guy: Dude this is a nightclub your not bailing hay on a farm please Curb your Gurb I’m trying to bang this broad
When one, typically a man with a penis, begins to masturbate.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.
Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”
When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.
Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!