Bonely

When you are lonely for boning.

I am very bonely right now.

bonely

desiring of sex more because of loneliness than horniness

"How you holding up?"
"Honestly, fuckin' bonely. I just want an affectionate fuck, to really feel like somebody cares about me."

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

snorkle-bone

insertion of a snorkle into a females vagina, long enough to reach the vulva making her horny and pink with delight. The woman then masturbates to completion, spewing an array of juices out of her vagina, the man then spits the juices over the womans chest and has anal sex with her

man, i totally fucked my girl last night, she let me snorkle-bone her and everything

Grow bones around

A phrase drawing inspiration from phrases -
1. Make one's bones
2. Grow into something

It means that a person is maturing into a particular skill or talent, something that may have a learning curve.

John Joan Jones will grow bones around cleaning duties. They say that he could have a bright future.

bone much

do you want sex?

"bone much?"
"oh yeahh ;)"