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This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
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When you have video game music playing in the background and you are having sex at the speed of a VCR tape being fast forwarded, then you ejaculate all over your partner who just lays there from exhaustion for a few minutes.
How was your night? Awesome......what did you do? Game Level Porn Star....!! *High fives happen*
The greatest thing in the history of the world
I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn
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A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn
mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN
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A movement where the people in it on the one hand believe what the people in the neohippie movement do,peace and love ect. and on the other hand also believe in what people in the porn scene movement do that is in having sex several times a day every day and in underaged sex although they don't call it that ect. The people in it are called porn hippies and think sex is the meaning of life and look for it 24/7.
John is in the porn hippie movement.
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The stuff you buy at the grocery store when your wife didn't write you a list.
I couldn't remember what to get so I just bought some garbage bag porn oil.