A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up
My dad left me
Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk
Me:Can i come too
Dad:No
15years later
Me:That milk must be spoiled
My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago
Literally The King Of Buying Milk.
Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani