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Suck My Cum

What you cant avoid when you suck cocks.

suck my cum and suck my cock

by Impostor (sus) March 28, 2021

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Smoking nic and sucking dick

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019


sucking the cat's tail

Slang for performing fellatio. It means to suck on a man's penis. This, if done properly, often results in a hoarse throat or minor irritation to the larynx.

Jane: Oh, my throat is so sore!

Alex: You been sucking the cat's tail again?

by Zephie November 12, 2005

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Tea Sucking Brit

An english person who drinks tea preferable 2 or 3 times a day. Used by many americans as an insult towards us "british" people. What can we say? Tea is a cup of life! =

Past experience playing COD 4 on XBOX 360.
Me: "Go eat some burgers you obese fat fuck"
Some gurbby american: "Hey man fuck you, you tea sucking brit"

by I.<3.T November 3, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my ex-dick

What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.

Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!

by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017

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suck my nuggets

a pharse coined by the guitarist of the band IWOJIMA meaning essentially what it sounds like, suck his nuggets, this phrase has also been known to be used by future world dictators

dude 1: yo andrew

andrew:"SUCK MY NUGGETS!"

by RIGHTEOUS J July 17, 2006

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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.

"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.

by deathwish124 May 13, 2009

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