A fat fucktard who makes fun of others bc his parents don’t love his Fatass. His sister is lowkey bad too I’d tap.
Luke: existing*
Jacob Neely: Yo Luke your parents hate you and your actually stupid as fuck
Luke: Neely bro shut the fuck up you actual fucktard you have your own gravitational pull
A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views
Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.
A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
Jacob is very cool. He is extremely sporty, likes basketball the most. Most of the girls at his school think he is ugly, for his hair which is multicolored naturally, but there's one (Lexi) that just love him through and through for everything about him. He is super popular, and a natural leader. Has many different hoodies.
LEXI: "Wow, have you seen the hoodie Jacob Sanders is wearing today? He looks perfect and cute and--"
EVERYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL: "WE KNOW you're obsessed, now shut up!!"
A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish