tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

Tea Tongue

To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.

Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?

Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

Tea Cupping

When a Black man dates a White woman

"Ayo why you tea cupping??"
"You like White girls?? Nah I don't tea cup fam."

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.