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Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
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An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
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The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
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A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"
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A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.
Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!
Don't be such a Oreo douche.
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An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!
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part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
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