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Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 3, 2013

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Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

by Kt nola April 13, 2023

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Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food

Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him

by Guydudebroguy October 16, 2017


food miles

Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.

In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".

by Bierzo February 21, 2017


Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Letโ€™s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021


Food Disability

A food disability is when you can not eat any type of food for a reason beyond taste preference. ie Gluten intolerance is a food disability. Can also be used as food disabled.

I hate having Tommy over for dinner, I also have to make something special for him because he has a food disability.

by j3w15hw00k13 November 17, 2020


Food Disability

A food disability is something that prevents you from eating a food for any reason. ie gluten intolerance is a food disability. Also able to be used as food disabled.

I have to make special food for Tommy because he has a food disability.

by j3w15hw00k13 November 17, 2020