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Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head

'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'

by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020


muffin

A term used in hockey referring to a bad shot on goal, especially a low speed, high flying shot.

"Mike got the perfect setup from Tod, but shot a total muffin."

by DankDanThe3rd November 2, 2021


muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos June 1, 2016


Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person

by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024


Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012


Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020


Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022