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Another name for the exclamation point. "!" is the majuscule or upper case form of the character "1."
Every time I write numbers in my lab reports I use capital one instead of just one. I tried to type one thousand fourhundred three and came up with "!403."
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Danny Irwin, from arizona (or ireland er w/e)
Guy 1: I went o alaska for vacation last winter
Danny Irwin: Yea? I went to the moon last year!!
Guy 2: Jesus danny, why are you such a one upper
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a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you
1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."
2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"
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When a guy is getting a bj and right before nutting he pulls out, backs away and tries to make his load right in the chicks mouth. If he makes the shot without coming up short or going long then it's a hole in one.
Hey Drew, Katy and I hung out last night and i made a hole in one.
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A beer that has been sitting open for hours, warm, old, and stale.
"Oh gross, I think I just drank an old one".
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(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
The very small portion of drug addicts that are able to cease their addictions without entering a recovery program.
The one percenter left her smack habit behind as if she'd never indulged at all.
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