Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.

Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"

dad

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

Dad

The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )

"Dad: See ya later bitch"

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad