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A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
Someone who eats mother fucking turds
God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater
Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”
When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'
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'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'