Sam friends sister wants to have sex with him
Elias’s sister: I wanna do sam
Her friend: same
a drug addict that is also a stupid switch
friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead
me: he must be a sam
stupid splat baby that ACTUALLY enjoys apple sauce, genuinely what the hell is wrong with sam
Kenny: Sam you need to stop eating apple sauce
Sam: no mind your own business