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The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.
I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.
A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.
"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)
Someone that seems to enjoy the consumption of farts. or is turned on by farts in a scatalogical sense
wow bro hellen keller is such a fart hog
A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").
Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"
Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"
or
Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."
Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."
When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.
“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”
1)A word that you call some when they are stupid. 2)someone that has a dead brain.
Look at that guy over there he is fart nogger.