This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)
Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride
Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy
“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious
“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.
When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
A 90s term for you fucked your getaway driver
Damn, Max, you stinging your ride again?
A 90s term for fucking your getaway driver, particularly before or after a heist
Damn, Max, stop stinging your ride! We need her to drive later.
A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse
If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long