B-I-T-C-H

being
in
total
control(of)
him

damn you are a bitch

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a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

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r,u,k,y,c

For lazy persons who couldn't write 2, 3 letters, such as:

SHORT AND INCORRECT WORDS

One-letter words
Y - Why
R - Are
U - You
C - See
K - OK - Okay - Fine

Two-letter words
UR - You're - You Are
Ye - Yes, Yeah

Three-letter words
THX - Thanks

Words with(out) '
dont - Don't
cant - Can't
didnt - Didn't
couldnt - Couldn't
im - I'm

***Short and Incorrect***
Example I (short and incorrect)

User I: r u k?
User II: ye, y?
User I: i thought u r sck or somethin...
User II: na im nt thx

Example II (ALL letters are small and no ",")
User I: im ok u?
User II: ye i am
User I: k if ur nt tll me
User II: k sure
***Normal (long) and Correct***
Example I (long and correct)

User I: Are you ok?
User II: Yes, why?
User I: I thought you are sick or something...
User II: Nah, I'm not, thanks!

Example II (Letters are good and with ",")
User I: I'm ok, you?
User II: Yes, I am.
User I: Okay, if you're not, tell me.
User II: Ok, sure!


r,u,k,y,c = Are, You, Ok, Why, See

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c wt cud b

See what could be

To c or noto c is to dcide 2 c wt cud b.

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c o e y

c o e y is life. c o e y is us. there is nothing without c o e y. we are all inevitably c o e y in the end.

c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y c o e y

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Mr. C. M. Cockblock

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker

Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)

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c h o n k

A CHONKIE BOI (BIG BOY) HE SO BIGG PEOPLE SAY ''OH LAWD HE COMING'' TO DESCRIBE HIM

Man1:OH LAWD HE A CHONK (the C H O N K IS A BIG BOI )
Man2: OH LAWD HE COMING