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He's our current president. I am a very Christian person and I hate the man. Yes, he's Christian but he doesn't seem to get separation of church and state. And I don't get how you could say abortions are a sensless waste of life yet send innocent people off to war and blow up people in an underdeveloped country for shady reasons. And I'm sick of the conservatives calling themselves 'normal people' and 'patriots'. I have a normal, boring life and I love my country, but I could never love GWB.
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When you have such copious amounts of pubic hair, that you have to reach around your bush to pull your monkey, causing an inconvenient delay.
Big Easy: Yo bro, my wife won’t let me smash so I’ve had to tug on my rope lately. It’s also no shave November, so I’ve had to beat around the bush.
Tyrant: When you say beating around the bush, you mean like delaying the shaving of your man shrubs?
Big Easy: No I literally have to beat around my bush. I got more hair down there than Rapunzel.
Tyrant: Sounds like a hairy situation.
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A ruthless capitalist numbnuts who deserves to be boiled alive in his own oil. Commander-in-Chief of the British Army, Navy and RAF. Caring owner of Tony, fifty-something year old poodle, exceptionally well-trained. Former Governor of Texas, if only he'd stayed there. Sniffed cocaine at Harvard, where he was only able to survive thanks to the fact that the people in charge of the institution had their lips firmly clammed shut round George Bush Senior's greasy cock. If this man were to simply convert to Islam this would be a better world.
"President" George W. Bush tragically died today. Ah well.
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The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"
"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
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The Devil governing the Earth...
-Who won the election on November 2nd?
-The Devil did.
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An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.
"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."
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To do the impossible, usually derogatory in connotation.
Originates from historical context: George W. Bush gained political power through illegal manipulation of the voting system, passed numerous laws under false descriptions (ie "Clear Skies Act", "Healthy Forrest Act", "The Patriot Act"), Plunged an economically healthy country into a deep recession, cut taxes for the rich, destroyed the hope of national health care and social security, starved public education, instigated a foreign policy of pre-emptive attack without proof or any international approval necessary, ignored the kyoto agreement and nuclear non-proliferation treaties, began reproduction of nuclear arms, covered up global warming sections in the EPA annual report, and destroyed all faith I once had in our country being a progressive and positve example for the future. Now I'm just plain embarassed.
He fell off of a Segway. Dubya!
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