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I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
I wish I had a bottle in front a me.
To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.
#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!
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A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.
@crankthatfrank deflate me daddy.
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When someone just smacked crossed the line, and is pushing your button to the last straw. You are basically telling the person that if they go one step further you are going to fuck them up and not give a sh*t because they had it coming.
Tiffany: “It’s not MY problem, I made you upset by posting fake shit about you on Facebook.”
Monique: “We are not going to make this about you. Delete those post or I’m calling the cops and you're getting fucked.”
Tiffany: “No, like I give a fuck.” *gets on iPhone to talk more sh*t behind your back*
Monique: “Oh yeah!? Try me BITCH!”
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Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.
As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?
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A guy who uses self depreciation in a manipulative way so a girl will date him. They will say bad things about themselves to try to get the girl to oppose what they’ve said.
Pick me guy: hey 🥺
Girl: hi
Pick me guy: you’re so pretty! You probably won’t like me though I’m so ugly
Girl: no, you’re not ugly! I’m sure someone likes you
Pick me boy: really? Do you think I’m cute!
Girl: I don’t really know you, but I’m sure you’re really sweet
Pick me boy: I knew it, you hate me. It’s ok, you can leave. I’m used to it 🥺
Girl:
Pick me boy: you left me on read lol
Girl:
Pick me boy: showering without you :(
Girl:
Pick me boy: u lefts me in read again lol 🥺
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