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Diagonal Music

Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.

Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!

by jarednotjerry August 6, 2021


techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer January 6, 2016


musically inclined

Basmah Alnamlah

Are you musically inclined?”

“No, only Basmah Alnamlah is”

by hhaaaa December 22, 2024


Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

by ihatetonyromo August 30, 2023


coco-shell music

A type of music.

I don't like coco-shell music .

by jerry dow May 22, 2019


Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.

I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!

by WiningsEnglishClass September 27, 2010


"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.

The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019