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There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
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A word to say to annoy your sibling. This will definitley make you laugh, don't know why though.
"Hey Jessa, pinky poop"
"Pinky poop your mouth bitch now shut up"
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A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop.
I just got a fucking poop nipple!!
My nipple is covered in shit!
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A gay mans favorite body part. The ass hole.
Hey baby, ever had your poop shoot licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
...or...
My faggot cousin Neal, takes in the poop shoot.
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The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.
After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.
Poop Pass is a game that's similar to Hot Potato but is when people gather around a circle and one of them volunteers to crap in someone's hand in order to have a turd to play with.
Hey Jacob, last night, while I was driving in my BMW back home, I saw drunks in the forest playing Poop Pass and they looked so disgustingly motherfucking stupid!
A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.
Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..
I know right? What a poop snotch.