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There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop.
I just got a fucking poop nipple!!
My nipple is covered in shit!
A gay mans favorite body part. The ass hole.
Hey baby, ever had your poop shoot licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
...or...
My faggot cousin Neal, takes in the poop shoot.
Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.
"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye
When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.
She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.
when you and the homies head to a multi-stall bathroom to shit together and chat
“you coming to group poop your school today?”
“sure but i’ll warn you, i had Diarrhea this morning.”
When 2 or more people take turns pooin in the same toilet and dont flush until everybody in the group has gone.
In group poop*
john:okay steve your turn!
steve:sure,this one will be massive