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When you have your partner stand over you before or during sex, and they shit all over you
While having sex with my cousin in our trailer, she gave me a rolling brown out
A turd wrapped in toilet paper.
I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.
When the toliet paper is on facing the wrong way, due to the simple oversight of some retard who put it on backwards.
I was all ready to take a nice dump, but then i found myself staring at a Wrong Way Roll.
Dang Custodians...
When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.
Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.
Straight boolin’ while eating a cold pizza roll
I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.
A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon
I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please
The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.
It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.
"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."
"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."