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Punk band that did not invent Punk, but defined it. (Punk is now associated with anarchy)
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When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work
Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?
Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !
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The act of having intercourse on a cold day, while wearing a snuggie. This typically works best with doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and anal since the back is open on a snuggie.
During the blizzard Jen and I passed the time having wild snuggie sex next to the fire.
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extremly good sex that weve all been denied.
start listening to more mindless self indulgence, people!!
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A sexual intercourse in which to females pleasure one another.
Casse and her friend Bianca were having a sleepover. At one point the two got bored and started watching lesbian porn. Ten minutes in, Casse went in for a kiss with Bianca. Bianca pounced onto Casse, deepening the kiss. Casse slid her tongue onto Bianca’s lower lip, asking for permission. Bianca opened her mouth, and they started to make out. “Fuck me..” Bianca said. Casse ripped off her and shirt and Bianca did the same. They started to unbutton their pants, and Casse ripped Bianca’s thongs off with her teeth. She kissed Bianca’s breasts, getting lower and lower. “Mmphhhh..” Bianca moaned as Casse stuck her tongue into her vagina, rubbing Bianca’s clit. “You’re mine..” Casse whispered in Bianca’s ear as she started fingering her slowly. Bianca moaned. “C- nnghh!” Bianca half said, half moaned. She started playing with Casse’s breasts, as Casse pulled on a strap-on. She fucked Bianca long and hard, as she scream-moaned. They started scissoring, as both of them moaned. Bianca ate Casse out, as she moaned. “Bianc- AhMmmn.. H-harder!” Casse moaned. Casse swayed her hips as Bianca pulled and pushed her tongue in and out of her vagina, rubbing her clit. They fell asleep, the bed soaked. Their lesbian sex was amazing.
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farting into one another's asses.
One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.
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quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss
Re: sex
Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?
And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.
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