Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
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An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she wonβt let me smoke pot in my room.
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The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikingsβ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because heβs a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
Iβve done my own medical research and Iβve concluded that Iβll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
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A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"
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A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.
Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!
Don't be such a Oreo douche.
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1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing
1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
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part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice
sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy
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