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An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.
This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.
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When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.
I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.
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1. A person who is completely clueless about how stupid they look and act.
2. A person who is an asshole and an idiot.
4. Some one who usually tries to screw people over but are too ignorant to accomplish it.
3. Related to the phrase "dumb as a door knob", except the person is also an asshole. They are a "fuck knob."
Synonyms: Dumbass, Moron, Idiot, Retard, Fucktard.
"My neighbor was caught on camera climbing my fence and urinating in my pool but denied it. What a fuck knob!!"
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playing psychological games, messing up somebody's clear thought process to either twist what they were thinking, or have them convinced of something totally different.
"My stomach hurts" said Sally. "You just think your stomach hurts. It doesn't actually hurt, you are just being a baby" said John to Sally. "Oh...wait you are mind-fucking me!" erupted Sally.
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A expression of pain or anger
FUCK BALLS!!! I stubed my toe.
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A fuck boi is that one 15 year old boy you have on facebook who posts selfies of himself pouting with more than one filter applied over the picture and gets way more like than he deserves.
Typically fuck bois have gelled quiffs, think that it is acceptable for a boy to pout in photos and frequently post selfies with their 'six pack' in full display.
They have over 100 likes on their profile picture because they have 2,000 girls as friends facebook and simultaneously flirt with them all, have smoked weed twice yet own HUF socks and post pictures of their Nikes on instagram with the heart eyes emoji as the caption.
Fuck bois often think that they are cool for bragging about having sex or getting drunk.
"this fuck boi needs to stop writing soppy paragraphs on my facebook newsfeed, everyone knows he's only doing it to get into the pants of one of the 2,000 girls he's friends with"
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1: A woman who is so sexually promiscuous that her pussy is now the size of a bucket
2: A complete and utter idiot who annoys you constantly.
1: I met this girl and her pussy was a right fuck bucket
2: Tony is such a fuck bucket i just want to twat him
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