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Attack on titan season 4.Be ready.
Person 1:What day is December 7 2020?
Person 2:Oh,it’s Attack In titan season 4 day.
Persone 1: oh no!
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The day that Juice Wrld died.
“Bro, when did Juice Wrld die?”
“Uhm... December 8th, 2019, why?”
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If you beat No Nut November then you get to go through to Destroy Dick December (if you lose No Nut November you can still do Destroy Dick December but you won't be a true winner). The rules are simple. You nut once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, thrice on the 3rd and so on. You get a break on December 25 (Christmas) but on the 26th you have to keep going. This is even harder than No Nut November so be warned.
Tyrone: Yo Will, you going for Destroy Dick December?
Will: Yeah and in the end my arm will be ripped.
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The day after the world doesnt end.
person 1: "dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!"
person 2: "pshh NO! its December 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?"
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Congratulations, you have passed No Nut November. All sex laws are now invalid for a day, go fuck the girl you’ve always dreamed of fucking. Rape is legal.
Brittney is December 1st. Pull down your skirt.
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The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.
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Girls, this is your time to shine. Find a dick and suck the fuck out of it.
“Hey Tim, can I suck your dick?” “Yea why not, it’s Suck a Dick December anyway”
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