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The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.
The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.
After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
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A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.
“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.
Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.
"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"
When a guy pees on his finger and inserts it into someones anus or vagina
Lars just got the golden finger!
When you piss in a balloon or cup and throw it at your partner.
He said he wanted a golden shower, so I did him one better and gave him a golden bomber.
When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.