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A bunch of preppy bitches that think they are all that, but really, they all are gay, and the guys have one inch pinches.
"hey do you guys like the Good Shepard School kids?"
"No! they are homos"
When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.
Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”
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Spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leone. Carries the iconic "whistle" and theme music that most people know today. Leone got the idea from hearing a coyote howl. Most of the credit for this film should go to Eli Wallach for his performance as Tuco.
If you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.
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Southernism: to begin a task, pronto. To get moving, get crackin', get your ass in gear.
I'd better get on the good foot - I was supposed to be at work an hour ago!
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Beyonce fan 1: I hate you more than Becky with the good hair!
Beyonce fan 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!
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Good Dick Day, or GDD is the uncontrollable size of your dick when you wake up, or when you finish working out, swimming etc. On a good day you have a nice shaft, with an enlarged head, on a bad day you have a shriveled up sleeve of excess skin surrounding a little moles head.
Mmmm I'm not going streaking like this, I'm not having a Good Dick Day.
I think I'll change in the shower cubicle, today isn't a Good Dick Day.
Skinny dipping? Hell yeah, I can feel I'm having a good Dick Day!
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Tom: Sorry I hit you.
Jack: No, you're all good.
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