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If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo
Sock puppet
A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
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A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets
I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking
When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
A condom
Dude: lets fuck
Girl:you got a pickle sock
Dude:shiiiii
When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
Femboys and women commonly do “bootsocking” for stylish reasons. The act of folding socks over top of boots.
Addy loves bootsocking in her dirty cowboy boots before changing into her cheer shoes. She loves folding the top of her socks with her femboy friends before eating cock. Take top of sock and fold over top of boot “boot socking”.