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spark up = light up
j = joint spliff
but it means calm down
it could also mean hurry up if said it like
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
some ones shouting
yo spark up a j
u need to catch a bus but ur fr4eind is to slow
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
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according to all the hip hop magazines out there, he is one of the i.l.l.e.s.t rappers out there, but 99% of hip hop fans you will meet will tell you he is too mainstream
ll cool j is aiight, but he looks wack, and sounds like a monkey
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A chad who has to deal with a bunch of Starbucks supporting socialist 15 year old girls and a bunch of "men" who don't know the difference between a combination wrench and crescent wrench
Chad 1: I feel bad for how Donald J. Trump has to deal with these libtards who wanna fuck over all the people who grow food for them.
Chad 2: I know, these libtards also have the nerve to tell people who live in the country to be eco-friendly when they live in cities where most our pollution comes from. It is ridiculous.
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45th President of the United States of America. A gentleman of his word. A gentleman who did all the things he said he would do as POTUS for the greatest country in the world.
Donald J. Trump, greatest president ever.
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A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.
She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.
Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
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1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail
1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"
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In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.
WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is
DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
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