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Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3
Felly Foo is in love with Michael Erik Anthony King.
A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!
Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school
Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy