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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
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An old rundown school located in downtown hell-hole Pensacola on Palafox and Jackson. Recently closed due to the retardedness of a principal who I will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as "K". St. Michael's School was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. Rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now
"Yo you ever heard of St. Michael's Interparochial School "
"You mean the run down piece of crap in Pensacola"
"That's the one"
"You here St. Michael's is closing down?"
"I f***in knew it! The Principal was a douche anyways."
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Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3
Felly Foo is in love with Michael Erik Anthony King.
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A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
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People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
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Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!