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Fucking a chick till she starts to orgasm then pull out and shove your entire dick into her mouth.
Did you hear about her boyfriend giving her the hot pocket last night?!
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When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!
Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.
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Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”
That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.
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The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.
I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket
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A term used from tha song "The Pocket" relating to taking someone with you picking them up or going with them. It can be used for many things relating to hooking up.
Hey girl could you put me in tha pocket.
I would be good in your pocket.
Woudn't I look better in your pocket?
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After exhausting all other sexual adventures. You convince your girl to let you give her a dirty Sanchez and then you try to throat fuck the mustache off of her.It helps if she is a big girl with no morals or self esteem!
Dude my chick is a freak and will do anything.
anything? will she let you give her a Big Debbie Hot Pocket?
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A reply to a person who has used the word "we". The person making the reply is telling the speaker no one is effected by their statement other than them. Or, in an organization (work or volunteer positions), someone has just said that "we" all need to do something. This reply means that it's agreed the work needs to be done, but the speaker is the only one who must do it.
Employee to Boss: "Have you considered my program initiative? I think it's important, we really need it implemented to make my fall task easier."
Boss: "You got a mouse in your pocket?"
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