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A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
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Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole
"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head
something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10
that food was straight jackson fire blazer
When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.
dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???
Basically another way of saying "big gay"
"You have small straight"