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to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!
in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX
Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this
Oh hell nah man Look at the top of his head
Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.
Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?
A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
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