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To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.
It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!
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A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.
I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!
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When you intentionally fart while t-bagging someone
Mike was such a dick to me last night that not only did i t-bag him this morning but i went the extra mile and gave him the mexican stinky balls
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School lunch. This term was developed because only poor mexicans are seen eating lunch served in school cafeterias.
First foo: "Dude what are you having for lunch?"
Second foo: "I'm having poor mexican lunch today"
First foo: "Aw dude gay, that sucks."
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When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.
Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.
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A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.
Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.
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Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it
"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."
"Gross."
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