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When you moon someone and drop a duece.
"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"
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Anything that comes out of an ass in the form of shit... it is always brown and sometimes smells like... well shit!
When someone tells you
"hey man, someone just laid a nasty chocolate fudge nugget in the guy's bathroom urinal"
or
"Holy shit! You just laid the nastiest chocolate fudge nugget... i can smell it from here!"
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Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.
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One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.
"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"
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Hot chocolate, served cold, but not actually frozen. (yeah it's just chocolate milk)
Kelli: Hey do you want some frozen hot chocolate?
Erik: What's frozen hot chocolate?
Kelli: It's hot chocolate served cold.
Erik: Isn't that just chocolate milk.
Kelli: No it's completely different.
Erik: Ok then, if that's how you want to be.
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When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.
I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.
I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.
Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
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When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.
My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.
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