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Facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
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When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.
Wow Queen high...nice facebook hand.
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When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.
John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
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The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
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Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
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The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
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The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
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