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An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
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Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.
*switching on evil machines*
FIRE UP THE INTERNET!
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A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.
Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.
They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"
Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"
Guy: "Get out."
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After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
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A BLT sandwich with an over medium fried egg. A perfect hangover cure for the day after a concert. Usually shortened to "Aracade Fire." The cart operated by the Greek couple on 47th and Lexington Ave in NYC make the best Arcade Fire.
I'm so hungover from that concert last night!
Dude, go grab an Arcade Fire Sandwich and quit your bitching.
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The Irish fire drill is an alternate performance of the Chinese fire drill, in which one member of the traveling party exits the vehicle (while stopped at a light or in traffic), urinates, and then returns to the vehicle.
Connor: Come on guys, I really have to pee.
Sully: We're already late, just perform an Irish fire drill.
Connor: *leaves car, urinates on road shoulder, returns to car*
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