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When you fuck her so hard she’s speechless.
“She wanted rough sex so I rocked her shit, and she was speechless.” “I’m going to rock her shit”
Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)
1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift
When you get done eating spicy food such as Buffalo wings or flaming hot Cheetos and you get hot sauce on your fingers; you immediately start fingering your girlfriend two in the pink and one in the stink, which will spice up sex.
Speaker 1: Man dude, I really started spicing her up during sex last night!
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I fingered her two holes with hot sauce on my fingies.
Speaker 2: Cringes at the thought.
A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.
She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.
On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day
Person 2: don’t mind if I do