That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

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you shook me all night long

AC/DC
One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.

Yo Smill! Have you heard "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC?

Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!

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Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror

A cool FNaF fangame being developed by ToonyLad and UnderNightGamer I’m Gamejolt. You should play it when it comes out!

Emnet123: Whatcha workin’ on, Tewtow?
Toon: Five Nights at Freddy’s: Trolling Terror.

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Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country

Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!

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that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

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Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

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pick me up foxy night game

1. a line from the opening theme to the anime Blue Seed.
2. bad japanese useage of english.
3. See engrish

pick me up foxy night game!!!!

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