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Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.
that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt
Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"
Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"
Girl 1: "Well n-"
Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"
He's bitch made.
Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.
Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time
What a Jacob Martin thing to do.
the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.
Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena
A man who doesn’t know what he wants
Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not