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Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.
The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.
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during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
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when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire
don’t you know love it when dick wall fire
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Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.
*switching on evil machines*
FIRE UP THE INTERNET!
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A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.
Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.
They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"
Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"
Guy: "Get out."
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After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
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