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Where every shordy is covered, and every mandem is wasting his sweetness. Ball kicks with jeans is habit, and the principle is a joke. The 129 at 2:45 is neva a motive, and the gas station only lows two mandems in. Everyother man in the school cuts hair.
Person 1: Good Morning staff & students of Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
Whole Class: ( trying not to laugh )
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An old rundown school located in downtown hell-hole Pensacola on Palafox and Jackson. Recently closed due to the retardedness of a principal who I will leave unnamed but we knew him simply as "K". St. Michael's School was opened before 1920 and closed in 2008. Rumors went around that it would become a preschool but my reliable sources confirmed to me that that was a lie for now
"Yo you ever heard of St. Michael's Interparochial School "
"You mean the run down piece of crap in Pensacola"
"That's the one"
"You here St. Michael's is closing down?"
"I f***in knew it! The Principal was a douche anyways."
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Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3
Felly Foo is in love with Michael Erik Anthony King.
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A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
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People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
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When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.