Flying Fuck

Not caring or giving a shit at all

When made at chris, "Chris i dont give a flying fuck what you think."

or "He doesnt give 2 flying fucks."

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guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

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nylon fuck

The act of a male putting the stocking of a woman on his hard cock and fucking the nylon with his hand..Usually ends up with ejaculating in the stocking.

I stole her worn nylons and gave myself the award of the year..a nylon fuck..

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nozzle fucking

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

loser fucked

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions

Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.

Fuck Pump

A slang word for penis.

I went over to her place and she sucked on my fuck pump all night.

a-fucking-dorable

A word used to describe the perfect girl. She is incredibly beautiful, she’s kind, thoughtful, helpful, and just all around amazing

Wow, Emily is a-fucking-dorable