Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

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bird el inglés volando

Comic book for really learning any English grammar at all. It has visuals, speech bubbles and stuff. You pass your B1/B2 Cambridge exam fast and easy and then go drinking some pina coladas with your friends.

Dude 1. "I passed my English exam!"
Dude 2. "Did you study hard?"
Dude 1. "No, I just had bird el inglés volando"

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Bird (if you're from the south)

A female counterpart of a male, whom they are very much attracted to and are in a relationship. they are happy to see, hear, touch, smell and taste one another

Bird (if you're from the south) -

i.e "alright son what you got there then?!" " O alright geezer this is my BIRD" (kisses on the lips and looks lovingly into their eyes)

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Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

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san fransico bird feeder

To suck your own or anothers cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Last night while we were making love, to connect on a deeper level i let him give me a san fransico bird feeder. it was salty but fun!

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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.

I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.

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