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That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!
she be huggaing on my lugga lugga till i call
person one: hugga lugga lugga call
person two: *starts dryhumping person one*
When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)
Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock
Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
When you text yo' girl before having sex, telling her you have condoms, and then while mid-sex you lean down and whisper in her ear "Sike!"
I gave my girl The Prank Call 18 years ago... still paying child-support.
The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity
It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.