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UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
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This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.
In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.
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This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
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Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
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from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait til i go home to shat cause some toilet terrorist left steamy chocolate scoops!!!
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When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
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When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
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