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Someone who
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
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The majestic compassionate love between two best friends who are basically friends with benefits but it ain’t like that cuz we just seriously love each other in a warming friendly way.
Jayd and Gabriel have the bestest friend-love. It’s better than most actual relationships
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A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.
Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!
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A way of saying someone is very popular.
L: Dude, how does Jim know so many people?
O: I know right. He's legit so popular.
L: I bet he even has friends in Slovakia.
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When a person is able (or not able) to have more than one friendship, and/or be nice to more than one person at a time.
Girl: Have you talked to Harriet today?
Girl2: No, have you?
Girl: Yeah.
Girl2: Oh, she must not be able to multi-friend again.
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Sarah is so nice to everyone! She can totally multi-friend!!
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When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.
Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin
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A person which you see, know you want to be friends with, and set about befriending.
That kid Jeremy was so funny last night. I think he might be a target friend, I'd really like to get to know him.
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