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Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.
I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.
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The act of flatulating in small inanimate object (usually a pillow or stuffed animal) for the purpose of delivering its putrid payload to the olfactory sensors of an unsuspecting bystander.
While Cliff was passed out on the sofa I lobbed an unholy hand grenade at his face. Hilarity ensued.
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masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey
Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!
Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime
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The exact date of the discovery of double dream hands is unknown but it is believed to have been initially observed late in the first decade of the second millennium. Whether double dream hands have always existed or were only recently developed by man is unknown; however, it has been ascertained that world-renowned choreographer John Jacobson was the first (And so far only) person to master the maneuver.
Double dream hands is a dance move whose power is equivalent to 3.2 Kamehameha waves. Scanners typically read John Jacobson's power level as well over 9000. While the move may appear to be rather straightforward, this deception is all a part of the double dream hands's true power. It is recommended that one attain at least a 3rd-degree black belt in Choreography before attempting the maneuver as there have been cases of less well-trained dancers being killed by its might. An alternative is to attempt the single dream hand, however the force of this move pales in comparison to its doubled relative.
"Shoulder! Chin! Shoulder shoulder shoulder! Double dream hands!" - John Jacobson
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a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
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When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.
aka PHJ
'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'