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When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school
Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
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the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.
a fucking cockbite.
"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"
"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
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The best brother in the whole world. Cool and funny, and loving. Sometimes is pauged with crazy girls all over him, that he has to beat off with sticks from far away. Seriously girls, you're never get him, have you seen your face recently? But besides that, very awesome. (:
Have you seen Michael Erik Anthony King lately?
Yes, at the skate park, being awesome.
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Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
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Another way of saying dropping the kids off at the pool (aka taking a dump)
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.
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Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin
Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.